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chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.
Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter
by jvermin December 28, 2007
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whisky shotgun

an effective way of getting drunk with a limited budget: prepare a beer for shotgunning, drink a shot of whisky, then instantly shotgun said beer. repeat if necessary.
invented by Rivs and d-bar
"hey barkeep! gimme a whisky shotgun"
by Aaron Dunbar August 6, 2008
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Shotgun to the MAX

When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.

Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.

No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX
WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch
...
by 1000YearsOfCivilisation November 24, 2010
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Shotgun Feltch

When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.
by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009
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hot bullets of shotgun

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!
by dj gs68 August 21, 2003
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shit shotgun

to yell at someone and make them feel afraid and worthless
"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"
by ArmyDave September 24, 2006
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mexican shotgun

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.
A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.
by smcforlife October 10, 2004
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