jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.

"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."

by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006

shitting gold bricks

What Do you think I'm doing shitting money.

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.

by nickofromhou September 9, 2009

mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.

1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!

by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009

You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

Shitting Bumwank

The collective noun for people who make reactionary, ill-thought-out and plain racist comments on news websites. Coined by Alex of the blog Speak You're Branes.

Have you seen the massive shitting bumwank of racists on the Telegraph site today?

by SYB Kelvin January 7, 2010

shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014

Shitting Bullets

A phrase used to define excessive sympathy towards a situation you do not see yourself encountering often in your life.

I went to Walgreens at 2 a.m. to pick up an at-home HIV test and the cashier told me “Man, you must be shitting bullets right now.”

by ZenScott February 6, 2018