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Must-Rape Situation

Your a dickhead if you ever think there is an acceptable time to rape someone.
come over to my house and I'll show you a Must-Rape situation with my chainsaw and your asshole!!!!!
by FUCK ^YOU^ ASSHOLE March 8, 2008
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situationship

A relationship that one enters solely due to extenuating circumstances. All rebounds, for example, are situationships.
Anton and Terez met in a bar at lunch and will be deeply engrossed in their situationship until he flies home tonight.
by Xoinx February 18, 2009
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Ovulation Situation

When a woman suddenly, and otherwise inexplicably, becomes obsessed with babies, pregnancy, nesting, etc. during a particular time of her cycle.
Girl: "Do you think someday we will have little babies?"
Guy: "Thought you didn't want kids?"
Girl: "Well, I do now. Must be an ovulation situation."
by HopelessCynic August 7, 2011
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Man Down Situation

When someone is having a moment or chain of events in which they are having a negitive outurn of events. This word is usually taken in a silly matter.
Girl: Ouch! I broke a fingernail.
Boy: Oh my gosh, this is a Man Down Situation!
by J. No More Drama January 19, 2011
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there is a situation

The origin is Hebrew, a very common phrase in Israel. Used to denote the fact that some proposal is possible, but the answer is not final.
He: Would you like to go out to a pub?
Me: There is a situation
by Roee Adler March 14, 2005
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hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.
We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation
by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008
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shituation

n. when u have a overwhelming feeling of poo, turtle head, or diarrhea and have no way of relieving per-say in car, boat or concert
When i wake up in the morning, Freck's doggie always has a shituation. His eyes bulge out of his head until he finds his proper bush to shit on.
by maskerbator October 4, 2011
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