Talking Shitstain

Someone who brags and talks a lot of shit to appear big infront of his friends, gf, and buddies. Desperately trying to hide his own insecurties and believing in his own hype.

Tommy talks so much shit, and that fat fuck believes in his self hype what a talking shitstain he is. Always talking when no one wants to listen.

by rogerW November 8, 2009

shiet

A type of diet involving regular and frequent consumption of feces to lose weight.

"I just started shieting three months ago - I lost 50 pounds, and I feel better than ever!"

by startpanicing September 16, 2009

Shirsty

Thirst after taking a shit. Shit + Thirsty = Shirsty

He was so Shirsty after taking a shit that I had to get a soda from the drink machine.

by Johnny Gnome June 2, 2018

Shisty Nick

A person with a bad reputation of shistieing people out with such things as marijuana, money, and anything thats materialistic. This person is also known to steal items and sell them in bundles for low prices.

1. Shisty Nick sold me a gram of bunk weed for 10 dollars.
2. The other day, I bought a pair of shoes, some cigarrettes, a lawn mower, and a PS2 game for 20 dollars from Shisty Nick.

by C A July 23, 2008

shitstick

A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.

"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"

by Digney July 5, 2006

shisternoodle

basically just an anoying way of saying
shit.

"holy shisternoodle!"

by fierypianist October 16, 2008

sheister

Ok folks, its shYster. (and not slang)
1. a lawyer who uses unprofessional or questionable methods.
2. a person who gets along by petty, sharp practices.

Calling someone a shyster (not Sheister) might be considered libellous; knowing its probable origin adds insult to injury.

by DivineAnarchy December 7, 2006