Edge Sheeran

Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten

"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"

by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Ed Sheeran.com

Ginger

Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)

by therealasswax January 5, 2024

Ed Sheeran-ify

(verb)

To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.

Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"

by atlasishere April 14, 2024

Ed Sheeran

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran

I'm listening to Ed Sheeran because I'm cool

by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

Dead Sheeran

What you call Ed Sheeran if he is no longer living.

Sheerio: What do you call Ed Sheeran that's no longer living?
Ed: Dead Sheeran.

by Zhou Li Zhi November 16, 2025