Shart

the common word a kid uses so they don't get in trouble for saying Shit.

Why is my SHART so long?

by BD9jackhammer March 27, 2020

shart

when you fart and then shit ur pants

a mix of the words fart and shit

old man: “haha that was quite funny young man”
young man: “oh really?!”
old man: “yes it made me shart”

by pennynickeldime June 17, 2020

Shart

When you fart and the air propels some shit out of your ass. This is usually unexpected and embarrassing and happens more often when you are sick and have diarrhea. Throw away your underwear after this happens.

Always fart slowly to ensure that you don't shart your pants.

by dick_chocolate_420 November 9, 2017

shart

Basically just shit but funnier and a non-bad word you can say around your parents :

Shart that's not really good.

by Windy <3 March 15, 2021

shart

when you just meant to fart but accidentally shit yo pants

Hey Jeff i think that we might want to stop having buttsex because i just sharted my pants

by BishIDontCareThatMyNameIsTaken September 1, 2016

Shart

A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.

When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!

by SilkTieSpecial June 17, 2018

Shart

a small, unintended defecation that happens when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")

It was just a little shart!

by Nixxerr January 21, 2016