shabernackle

a domestic dispute, where word is used to sound like sex, to confuse the people around you

i havent seen him, since he had that little shabernackle with coach

by spoogler September 22, 2006

shape queen

The alternative to being a "size queen" in that you give higher preference to a pretty, average sized dick over a fat, long af dick that looks like it's been through a garbage disposal or may be disproportionate (eg. Long shaft, arrow head).

Suzy proclaimed she isnt a size queen but is rather a shape queen.

by Eko4prez April 13, 2016

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008

hanger shaker

A fag who play games way to much and sit on the game 24/7and sit there and shakes a hanger way to much just like the fag thay are

1.kenny is a big hanger shaker

by pacothemexcantaco July 13, 2009

Pear Shaped Diamond

A Pear Shaped Diamond is either a situation gone bad or a person who has clear emotion issues normally including a alcohol dependency.

OMG! I bumped into my ex last night. It all went a bit pear shaped diamond.

OR

I bumped in to Bradley and Ashley last night. They were getting kicked out of the bar again. They are such pear shaped diamonds.

by Bashley_Uk November 16, 2009

Minnesota soda shaker

When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth

When I gave that girl the Minnesota soda shaker, the soda tasted even better!

by Imakefunnystuff January 22, 2021