selupus gomez

This is a drag towards the actress-singer Selena Gomez used on Stan Twitter. It combines the artist's first name and the autoimmune disease lupus. The name was created after Selena has been tanking miserably in both her music career and acting career.

X: Have you heard the new Selena Gomez song?
Y: Girl no, Selupus Gomez tanked

by LeeLuda March 23, 2025

Septuple Negative

A double negative on steroids. (It's just a longer version of a negative.)

Bro, that was a septuple negative!

What.

by EggyBread February 22, 2026

Sepultura Haircut

The Sepultura Haircut is the sexual act of twerking on a soda can while a vacuum sucks you of and a man sprinkles your toes with salt and pepper to step on later.

A: Have you ever heard of the Sepultura Haircut?
B: Dude me and the wife do it all the time!
A: ok thats kinda weird bro..

by Pissguy9 July 7, 2025

Sepulveda

A Spanish surname, most specifically Chilean, belonging to sexy individuals with moustaches. When you meet a Sepulveda, make sure you wear protection!

person 1: Omg Benjamin asked me out today.
person 2: OH NO HES A SEPULVEDA KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON TIGHT

by realgorillabusiness October 9, 2025

Seppe Baby

When someone cheats on a girl, breaks up with her shortly after and blames it on the girl for being vegan.

Ex-Boyfriend: "I broke up with her because she was a vegan"
Human: "Pfff, you're such a Seppe Baby"

by Heinrich der Schwule November 5, 2025

Seppukoom

When you bust a fat nut and it ricochets off someone or something and hits yourself.

I was titty fucking my girl and busted on myself by accident, I guess I committed seppukoom.

by DINGUS_BINGUS_97 November 13, 2025

Sepping

The act of leaving; to sep

Nick is sepping. He’ll be back later.

by imyurmum December 4, 2025