Failure over a long period of time; irritating behaviour that serves no purpose but is prolonged and causes an individual to be a complete loser.
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The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
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Get the crusty ass seahorse eater mug.When you shit in a white tube sock and then proceed to recklessly beat people with it like Steven Seagal in his prime.
Will burst out of the water closet and proceeded to Steven Seagal Jacob, leaving a trail of feces behind him.
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Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week
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