Monkey Scrotum

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

by cristoballs June 29, 2008

chimpington scrotum

a chimp with a scrotum on his forehead that rollerblades. he is found in brighton holding pink balloons and candyfloss. armed and heavily dangerous approach with caution

look at that chimpington scrotum skating around brighton WATCH OUT HE'S CUMIN FOR US!!!!!!

by Sam January 13, 2005

Scrotum Sizzla

The act of dropping your ciggerette while youre driving.

I was on my way to church with a groupe of nuns when i got a scrotum sizzla.

by mavros April 26, 2006

scrotum totem

A jock strap.

My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.

by Alien Anus March 29, 2004

cheeseburger scrotum

The smell that grows upon the sweaty genital region after extended amounts of cooking greasy items.

Jim just got back from his fast food job, I bet he has cheeseburger scrotum.

by Crash Test Opera October 14, 2011

Scrotum Sidekick

A purple nosed gerb who is the sheep or follower of a jawalter. These turds flock around J-Wals.

Shawn: Hey there's kevin. What a gooback.

Robert: Who is that Scrotum Sidekick following him?
Shawn: Some J-Wal

by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

Scrotum Scruncher

When she is blowing you and squeezes your balls so hard they make a scrunching sound.

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a scrotum scruncher when she was blowing me last night."

"No wonder you've been limping and speaking in a high voice all day."

by Jacp123 March 30, 2016