scratchers

northern irish term for bed

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning

by stuart reid April 4, 2007

scruncher

A scruncher, aka scrunchr is a perv with a crush fetish.

Specifically, an adult who lives in his mom's basement, and watches videos of gals in high-heel leather boots crushing insects, while licking their lips and tossing their big hair.

Moe: Curly is such a scruncher !

Larry: yeah yeah He stayed up all night watching Blondie Gurl in Blu-ray.

Moe: Dang, I got to get me a Blu-ray player so I can borrow it from him. I love scrunchr vids.

by TekRant June 16, 2010

Scratcher

A person who plays instant scratch off State lottery ticket or a short name for any generic scratch off tickets, regardless of purchase value, jackpot amount or game type (Bingo, Matching, Poker , Crossword, 3 of a Kind, ect.)

The lottery games I play are the number drawing games and raffles but my brother only plays the scratchers. Can I please get the $2 Bingo scratcher. I only play the $5 poker scratchers. Someone won the last million dollar scratcher. I never won the matching scratchers. I always lose this type of scratcher.

by LottoScratcher December 29, 2011

noodle scratcher

women banging her bean

fucking ada look at that boiler she's a proper noodle scratcher.

by mickey mottmuncher April 12, 2009

Scratcher

A person who goes through rubbish/garbage/dustbins looking for things.

Chris spots Fred going through the bins out the back of the hotel. "Scratcher" he calls out.

by Beardyboo December 16, 2011

skeecher

Is the after stain of one rubbing their post ejaculate penis on the face after anal intercourse.

Ex he came in my ass then left skeecher lines all over my face

by Skeecher April 21, 2014

Scratcher

A particularly annoying internet user. Is old, grumpy and smells of piss. Collects maps and hates everything else.

'Stop moaning, you sound just like Scratcher'

by David Panter June 7, 2004