Scooby Doo Soccer

One of the best ways to distract yourself from intense learning and deep focus whilst provoking deep thought; Scooby Doo Soccer is a metaphorical symbol that invokes distrust from the teacher to the student.

a.
Teacher: Alright class, time to go to the land of canvas and begin your digeri-doos. Keep your phones away in your fanny packs, back packs, cargo pockets or cargo shorts.
Student: *playing on cool math games*

Teacher: What are we doing over here? Scooby Doo Soccer?

b.

Teacher: You have until Monday to complete your research graphic organizer, make sure to have 3 reliable sources and a question, inquiry, and wondering for each. You only have 3 more class days to finish this, so lets MAKE SURE that we ARENT PLAYING any SCOOBY DOO SOCCER. Okay? We don't have time to be goof balls and loafers. *laser eyes*

by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023

Shag & Scoob

Vaginal sex immediately followed by anal sex. Scoob-ing is to be known as making oneself into a sandwich. A human sandwich, where the penis is the meat.

"Aw man, I really just had a great Shag & Scoob all last night."

by Twilitplaid June 16, 2016

The scooby doo

When you are shagging in the scooby position but you accidentally jinkies inside her mystery van, and react by shouting Ruh Roh!!!

I Fucked up Man! I did the scooby doo last night and now Im gunna be a daddy!

by Quickstick22 June 9, 2018

flaming scooby snack

A flaming Scooby snack is when you are smoking without a screen and a flaming piece of pot goes up the bong and in your mouth. Disgusting.

Woah man! Did you see that? A flaming Scooby snack! Cool to look at but hurts a little.

by ArdentMaple3941 November 14, 2018

It Scooby doo be like that sometimes

When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.

P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.

by Gian69420 January 23, 2022

Ass Scoobies

When you go front to front with someone and they grab you and crack your back.

My back hurt so I asked him to give me Ass Scoobies.

by doubleunicycle March 8, 2022

Zoinks scoob

What you say when you pull the mask off the man fucking your wife.

person 1: What are you doing step bro... Zoinks scoob.

by See: Colin February 11, 2023