A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.
Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.
Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.
Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
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The black guy who inevitably dies first in movies. The word has nothing to do with fecal matter; it honors Scatman Crothers, the actor who is killed first in "The Shining".
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2. Someone who has sex with the Debbie willingly. Called a Scatman because the only known person to ever have had sex with the Debbie was a scatman.
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1. Me: Dude, I think your parents are having sex and one of them's scatting!
You: Yeah I know, my dad's a scatman
-Then we hear "scatabaddabeddabettadebado I'M THE SCATMAN"-
Me: You need to ask him to stop doing that, it's creepy
2. Somehow, Pete turned out to be a Scatman. I feel bad for anyone who has ever been friends with him
You: Yeah I know, my dad's a scatman
-Then we hear "scatabaddabeddabettadebado I'M THE SCATMAN"-
Me: You need to ask him to stop doing that, it's creepy
2. Somehow, Pete turned out to be a Scatman. I feel bad for anyone who has ever been friends with him
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