San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you

Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.

by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022

San Diego welcome

To kiss someone while they are sitting on a toilet and taking a poop.

Sarah suprised me with a San Diego welcome on our anniversary.

by DudeMacDudeington June 22, 2022

San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.

Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?

by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017

San Diego Burrito

Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.

"Have you tried the San Diego Burrito at Los Panchos? Bomb diggity"

by SubMachinistZ June 8, 2018

San Diego Dawg pile

A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement

Hey jack mcman are you going to the San Diego dawg pile tonight?

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 14, 2022

San Diego plateau

The female reproductive organ that has been infected with a virus.

The gynecologist said "ma'am you have a San Diego Plateau between your legs and we need to amputate."

by TRUNDEL THE GREAT November 10, 2017

San Diego

City in Southern California aka named San Juan Miguel Pedro

There's a tsunami heading for San Juan Miguel Pedro Mr. Wayne, or in other words San Diego.

by Brenden T. September 1, 2025