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Tossing salsa

Tossing salsa is just like tossing a salad except you tug on his jalapeno.

When someone licks the anus hole of man and strokes his penis you are tossing salsa
Yo that one chick from the internet was tossing salsa right on the subway.
by Some Internet Chick February 5, 2019
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alabama salsa

“hey cousin randy let’s make some alabama salsa”
by hippielemons April 29, 2019
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Mongolian salsa

The mixture of piss and shit in someone’s butthole after you piss in it.
Me and my girl made Mongolian Salsa last night and that shit was bussin’.
by Steadlur November 22, 2022
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Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023
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the robot salesman

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.
Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"
by kantalupa March 10, 2009
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Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol
We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.
by Davingi April 10, 2018
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nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA
me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy
by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019
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