Ewok Eating Salami

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami
by Clothears April 23, 2018
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Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.
by Cumrag Adenauer September 08, 2022
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stinky salami

Damn Jeff’s girl said he’s got that stinky salami.
by Nunny April 10, 2022
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Harami in the salami

A word used to refer to sexual intercourse with a man (usually chaste)
John: She's trying to do the harami in the Salami!
Monk: WHAT!?
by SalamiKing341 October 18, 2023
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Salami-traumi

When a subject is subjected to the trauma of a salomi sized nip.
Omg Velma, Dafani is so traumatizing all sorts of niggas wit dem big ol salami nipples of hers. Damn homie! I got dat salami-traumi my nigga!
by Thesaurus-sac-a-Rex January 17, 2025
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Algerian Salami

When a guy, after sex, takes out the condom where he cum into, drink all the cum saying "they always left the better part", then slaps it in the face of their partner whispering in their ears "I will be careful, I promise"
Damn, Omar did a pretty nasty Algerian Salami on his crush last night, he should be more careful.
by avemarianolimetangere December 31, 2021
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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.
just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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