moist salami

After a long day of work a lady spreads her legs and the mountain of cheese rains out from underneath. Her vagina releases a cheese like substance that she quickly scoops up and jams it in her mouth while watching some super dirty midget porn.

Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.

by Dirty Sex Monkey January 24, 2018

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banana salami

When two men insert their penises (bananas) into a salami sandwich after eating fried onions at k mart

Aw wanna go to k mart then have a juicy banana salami!?

by FatalGang April 20, 2018

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Bare salami

Bare salami refers to having sex without a condom. (Not to be confused with bear salami the food)

Person 1: Dude did you hook up with Lisa last night?

Person 2: We got together and I fed her some bare salami. She was stuffed.

by Wizzmatik September 25, 2012

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salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 28, 2023

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Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

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Salami Smuggler

a guy who stuffs the crotch area of his underwear to make it look as though he has a big dick. Sometimes uses a real sausage of piece of hose, etc; and is not limited to using this technique to entice either gay or straight men or women. also used by trannys trying to appear to be well endowed men.

just look at that Salami Smuggler parading around Boys Town, trolling for action, with his overly large, stuffed package bulging out.

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

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