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A Spit Swallow

What is left over from a drink that doesn't amount to much.
(1) "Go ahead and drink the rest of the milk from the carton, there's only "A spit swallow" left.

(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"

Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.
by idk_a_name December 13, 2010
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Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.
Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.
by morpheus June 16, 2005
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Swallowed a bouncy house

a) When a girl's breasts grow suddenly and quickly, especially early in puberty
b) When a woman gets a boob job
Is it true that Chesty Sunnyjugs got her boobs at age 11?
You kidding me?! She swallowed a bouncy house!
by Innuendo Man February 11, 2015
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swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.
I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!
by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017
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Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.
by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life
Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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