My dick is stuck in the drawer

When your dick is stuck in the drawer, you'll most likely say: "My dick is stuck in the drawer"

Me: Hello
Friend: ok
Me: Help
Friend: ok why ok
Me: My dick is stuck in the drawer
Friend: ok

by FRICKxxxHECK April 3, 2018

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

spongebob my balls are stuck

a random meme i found

squidward’s balls are stuck in door

spongebob my balls are stuck

by your left nut sack February 14, 2022

stick dick stuck in a wall

when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games

captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-

by uwu whats this 69420 September 27, 2020

a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

stuck like glue

When your hand sticks to your dick from masterbating so much and the cum is like glue and sticky.

It was hard to use the remote because he was stuck like glue.

by Soccer mom 4evs May 2, 2016

stuck in a frozen meat truck

Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.

Jeremy got stuck in a frozen meat truck last night.
Her? She's stuck in a frozen meat truck.

by Dari Ludum April 21, 2015