stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Daily strokings

Daily strokings means masturbating everyday, at least once.

"Damn man, have you gotten your daily strokings in yet?"

by koolmanrocks2000 April 12, 2012

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Stroke-idextrous

Able to masturbate with both hands equally well

Johnny is stroke-idextrous he can jerk off with both hands without missing a stroke

by Spooder anus August 8, 2020

Over Stroked

When a man pulls out too far during intercourse and misses the target on re-entry.

Herbert over stroked and almost broke his dick in half when he was pounding Gladys.

by Ramtar April 15, 2021

Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.

Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.

by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020