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Stoner Thanksgiving 

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.
That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.
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Rolling Stones People 

Also: Rolling Stones person/girl/boy

1. Generally, a person that is brash, mature, extroverted,rebellious, cheeky,liberated,confident, sometimes sexually promiscuous, and consider themselves more highly evolved than Beatles People, as Beatles People are generally young and naive. They were scruffier and more unkept than Beatle People.

2. People who liken themselves to, or possess the qualities that are of the Rolling Stones

3.In contrast to that of Beatle People
I would never let my daughter date Rolling Stones people. They are too rebellious and long haired.

Stoner American 

Americans who smoke marijuana and are fully functional members of society that are not stereotypical " stoners "

We're taking stoner back, only stoners can call themselves stoners if you call someone a stoner and you don't smoke weed its just as bad as saying the N word!!
Zach smokes pot but acts responsible, he's a Stoner American
Stoner American by zachwarhawk November 20, 2010

stoner mission 

Any quest set out by a single person or a group of people wile under the influance of Marijuana intended to aquire or accomplish some task, which generaly ends in distrations and entertainment for all. Stoner missions often require the use of the buddy system to prevent lost soldiers.
"Adam, we need you for this stoner mission. We need to turn out the lights and get chips from the kitchen and I'm not going with Derick again, he fuckin let the dragon in the house last time. Fuck, I am Scared of this hallway. ADAM! WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS! fuck... you go first...
stoner mission by G. Cortez October 15, 2008
a person who enjoys the high that marijuana, canabis, or hash. Stoners are normally happyer, less violent people who have a better appreciation for life. Some people seem to blame them for the down fall of society, ironically those are the people causeing the down fall because of beliefs that money is more important then joy or life.
marijuana causes a happy fealing meaning stoners are happy and not violent people. Some one need to get george bush stoned.
stoner by n333m August 30, 2004
(noun) a person that is a Stoner and a Nerd origin: mc chris blog
Stonerds play Star Wars Monopoly while listening to Bob Marley.
Stonerd by Koolaid July 29, 2005

Stoner Boner 

when you get a boner from smoking to much bud.
this is due to the fact that THC stimulates the hypothalamus which controls your drive to eat sleep and have sex thus
1)munchies
2)burned out tired feeling
3)stoner boner
mike was so high he popped a stoner boner right in class
Stoner Boner by Jeff G. kjugiu October 27, 2010