stiff dylan

hard dick

hey man if u keep flashing ur tits at me im gonna get a stiff dylan...

by Boobz34 August 16, 2022

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023

stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass

person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count

by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023

Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.

So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.

by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023

Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.

I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.

by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024

stiff noodle syndrome

when your body is stiff after practice or extraneous exercise

oh damn i got sever stiff noodle syndrome after competition yesterday

man me to

by SkyesTheLim1t March 5, 2024

stiff Nicola

The same as a stiff Nicolas…

Instead of kicking a male dog in the nether regions and sneezing, a stiff Nicola is kicking a female dog in the nether regions and sneezing.

“I’ve just stiff Nicola’d my dog”

by ROGEREDDDD March 13, 2024