Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.

i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time

by asia July 13, 2004

“Stiff dicks and airplanes”

Stiff dicks and airplanes

Used to when someone asks what’s up. You respond “stiff dicks and airplanes” space in mixed company you may use the terminology “Erections and airplanes “

by Elroy 1/24/95 August 16, 2018

stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.

by KevinYarris January 16, 2008

stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes

Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

come in and get stiff

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.

TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff

by \0_0/ February 25, 2017

Brooklyn Stiff Arm

A driver of a vehicle who uses one had at the 12 o'clock with full elbow lock out and a slight lean to the opposite side. The common driving style of NJ Guidos.

Riding with a full Brooklyn stiff arm

by yeahthatsrightdriver February 8, 2010