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National steal a cat day

This holiday falls on august 24th. You can steal anyone’s cat without any charges
Tim: I stole Sierra’s cat on national steal a cat day!
by Ihavekidsinmybasement101 December 19, 2020
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Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."
by mr-cant-steal-your-girl October 29, 2020
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Mr steal yo girl

Eddie who?
Eddie eddie.
Awww mr steal yo girl?
by Urbandtam. October 27, 2017
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Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl

When a guy steals a girl with whom you weren't dating, but chatting up numerous times in hopes of one day dating her (can also apply to girls). People like Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl are what causes others to be placed in the friendzone
Person A: dude, see that girl over there? I've been chatting her up for an hour, and I think I we are hitting it off!
Person B: cool story bro. I'll be right back *Person B leaves

-later-

Person A: yo, what took you so long, I've been waiting for 20 minutes!
Person B: oh, I was just getting that girl's number. We're doing some stuff tomorrow.
Person A: that's the same girl from earlier, jerk. God, stop being such a Mr. Steal yo Potential Girl.
Person B: that title it too long.
Person A: whatever douchebag.
by Python22 October 8, 2013
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When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no
Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next
by How1dare1you September 1, 2018
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Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016
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Mr. steal your girl

cordie stole my girl.

he's mr. steal your girl.
by Luke's kitten January 5, 2020
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