by jaynation December 29, 2009
Get the Pert Squirtmug. The act of projecting fecal matter out of your anus in a sporadic pattern. Almost an explosive manner, some might say like an icee machine running on empty.
Jose said to Juan "Man I am never going back to that roach coach again, that shit gave me the poopy squirts"
by Senior El Bopo July 24, 2009
Get the poopy squirtsmug. When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
by Devia February 19, 2018
Get the Hershey Squirtsmug. It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
Get the Squirting Cucumbermug. When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
Get the Hershey's Squirtmug. When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.
by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017
Get the The Indonesian Squirtsmug.