Anal Splooge

when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus

JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"

by AnalSplooger May 30, 2018

splooge

Splooge: usually used as a verb related to the creation of a mess by hard to contain things.

They splooged all over the place. (“They” being, for example, styrofoam packaging peanuts.)

by Hastimata June 6, 2018

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019

concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.

Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck

by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017