Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

smooth carl

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock

"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"

by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

Smoothing the butter

The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.

Rezza tried smoothing the butter with Brendan and a very lovely page 3 model...

by Tcassius October 1, 2010

Smooth ass

Can either be a description of an ass or can be a style of doing something.

"Yo, she got a smooth ass"

or

"I did that shit smooth ass, brotha"

by Kyle April 16, 2003

gangsta smooth

to be super fly and do gangsta things.......

Eating cereal with out milk is gangsta smooth.
(A jay jay item is not gangsta smoooth)

by Tony Magz December 5, 2007

smooth heavy

A big girl with a pretty face; gets more and more attractive after a couple of drinks

I'm trying to get at that smooth heavy over there

by CEH October 17, 2014

Smooth

Iron

"My old lady hit me in the face with a smooth"

"I gotta go smooth my pants"

"Don't touch that smooth, it be hot, DANG!"

by pooji facett February 25, 2009