A bitchass, eccentric, absent-minded old woman who drinks hoards of red wine and wonders why her kids are all such losers, but points the finger at everyone but herself - all while shuffling to and fro to feed her masses of cats and dogs.
"Dude, did you see that woman?"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
"Who? The one across the street with the curlers and all the freaking animals who bitches to herself all the time?"
"Yeah! Man, I hope I don't become a Grandma Shurley like that when I get old!"
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by mattandcody July 2, 2008
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Also sucks at drawing.
Also sucks at drawing.
by Edward Cullen12345 May 5, 2009
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Insulting or deeply thought intent to either make an individual cry, laugh, or become utter frustrated in their very existence.
Insulting or deeply thought intent to either make an individual cry, laugh, or become utter frustrated in their very existence.
by Dansemacab September 5, 2007
Get the Shipleyism mug.Possibly the most overrated school on the main line. Somehow was ranked number 2 on the main line behind the haverford school. They could not compete in the inter-ac so they had to leave the conference, and join the worst conference in the state. No one knows why the school gets so much hype.... maybe because parents of children there run the papers and magazines?? Very artsy school, sucks at most sports except crew. The guys are tools, the girls are beat. I would go there but im not an artsy non athletic freak.
by Jason2334 May 11, 2007
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