shine a brick

Northern saying. See shine a light. Shine a brick is what is said when you don't know what the hell you're on about, somehow replacing the word light with brick.

Person 1: "Shine a brick its cold"
Person 2: "isn't it meant to be shine a light?"
Person 1: "no its shine a brick, ask any old person"

by MadMan5 May 8, 2018

streetlight shine

streetlight shine - when you polished your vehicle so good that the reflection from the streetlight unto your badass ride causes the light sensor on the streetlight to kick it off because it thinks it is daylight - it does happen - this is no urban myth

mary - wanna see something cool?

terry - what, your rankass crotch turtle?

mary - no, you braindead piece of shit, my streetlight shine

by mottttt66666 March 28, 2011

bloom shining

a way to decorate your home using outdoor plants or other art items near windows to add to the interior.

i love your bloom shining by planting that fruit tree near the window so it appears to be in the house.

by Von trudelburg November 25, 2022

Donkey Shine

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.

Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine

by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008

shine-a-nade

an alcoholic beverage made from shine and lemonade, best served over ice, while already drunk.

mmmm...tho\ese shine-a-nades are strong and tasty!

by Mike DeLong December 15, 2008

bald shine

ths shine of a bald persons head

After Bob got his head shaved, he definately had some bald shine.

by a person who likes 2 LOL March 28, 2009

rise and shine

One of two acceptable methods of being woken in the morning. This involves your girlfriend beginging to felate you 5 minutes before your choosen rising time. She does so very gently at first, and then brings you to conciousness by running her tounge over any of your designated "waking spots" she then finishes the blowjob by putting maple syrup on your man sausage and licking it clean and swallowing everything you have provided her with.

Jimmy had a rough night and had to be up early for class that morning, so his girlfriend rise and shined him, he was so hungover, he didnt wake up for half an hour!

by sparky F August 30, 2005