When a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach and he rubs his balls on the shit like it’s a wind shield wiper
by Jawzzii December 12, 2019
Get the Wind Shield Wipermug. when a loser wannabe friend with hella white legs trys to pull up his pants on ur ass aka wat casey does everyday
by v to the l April 26, 2005
Get the shield your eyesmug. You Must.
"You got to chill your glass to shield your bears BUT in the hot glass hurricanes, YOU MUST SHIELD YOUR BEARS!"
by The Tubular Moon Band April 11, 2009
Get the Shield Your Bearsmug. noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
by DaStalka June 3, 2010
Get the shit paper shieldmug. When the term "Beer Goggles" doesn't go far enough to describe a drunk person's inability to see what s/he is about to do.
Joe: Did you see who John was taking home?
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
Fred: Yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
Joe: No, he was way beyond that. He had a beer welding shield.
by mathmonkey February 9, 2009
Get the beer welding shieldmug. "Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"
by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007
Get the brown shield stampsmug. Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with the opponent having 2 shields remaining. You must also have used at least one of your shields.
Pokémon GO Addict: I love playing in the 1800 ELO range! Sometimes my opponents don't know what they're doing and end up reverse 2 shield flexing! It's happened 5 times today!
by MathWizard534 June 18, 2022
Get the Reverse 2 shield flexmug.