carpet munching sewer skank

a girl who acts like she is lesbian and does lesbian acts on the street just like a dirty whore.
"blow out is such a carpet munching sewer skank".

"damn look at that carpet munching sewer skank"
by c.p.k August 28, 2009
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cum guzzling sewer skank

A mean bitch, that looks as if see is from the slums. Someone that should be kicked in the face as soon as you she her. She generally has a splodge of cum on her body surface.
Man that bitch over on the corner is such a cum guzzling sewer skank. She stinks of high hell.
by mr.crosscountry March 16, 2010
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east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.
I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.
by s&p_hater September 10, 2018
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Cum sipping sewer whore

A whore who lives in the swer and sips cum.
by psycho girl July 14, 2006
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When a person of the male gender enters a sewer and proceeds to run through the sewer naked.
Last night Sam went Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing.
by Sean lol March 29, 2018
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Dirty rat from a dirty sewer

A person whom turns on you and screws you over for a girl, video games, or money. Any malicious act against you or your friends can qualify the perpetrator to be called a dirty rat from a dirty sewer.

Also can be called a 'filthy rat' or 'the filthiest rat' or 'the dirtiest rat from the dirtiest sewer' or just plain 'rat'
Guy 1- "That Chris is a dirty rat from a dirty sewer."
Guy 2- "Yeah, the filthiest rat from the dirtiest sewer."
Guy 3- "What a dirty rat!"
by Rat Keeper March 08, 2011
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i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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