when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
by mgg January 12, 2024

too pussy.
Person 1: I dare you to kill yourself.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.
Person 2: no way i'm going to do that!
Person 1: lol gg ur way scared.
by urwayscared November 15, 2018

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016

If you're going down to the old boathouse armed only with a torch at this time of night to investigate the strange goings-on, unexplained disappearances, and terrifying noises, then just make sure you're scareful.
by OnTheFirm March 23, 2010
