Morning Scratch

The prolonged scratching session to a man's junk in the morning. Usually done before getting out of bed or while on the toilet.

oh jeeze, I really need a morning scratch!..............Ah yeah.........there we go.

by venatio April 4, 2010

scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina

"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

by kirby552277 March 4, 2010

Scratch Head

When the person consistently smokes weed or takes drugs. (Crackhead).

David: Yo man, Vlad hasn't stopped smoking for like 2 weeks...
Thomas: I know, the guy is a total Scratch head!

by Scratch head August 13, 2016

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018

Scratchappy

The cringiest child/Slasher player that's ever touched the Internet. Any conversation he's a part of quickly devolves into a cesspool of cringy remarks and meaningless flexes around the Slasher gamemode on CoD MWR.

"Dude, you're acting like a total scratchappy right now."
Scratchappy: ur just mad that I'm good at Slasher

by jbird53916 April 5, 2021

scratch whole

itchy ass whole

yo come look at my scratch whole

by Itchy scratch 123 March 16, 2023

the scratch

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.

-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.

by saltcock October 20, 2004