Shigs

A strong niccy rush, usually from low quality/bootleg cigarettes that causes the immediate need to defecate.

Cig shits -> shig cits -> shigs

'The Bulgarian cigarettes we bought on holiday gave us the shigs'

'I'll take the shigs any day for a €2 pack of cigarettes'

by Блятьмэн December 20, 2017

scissor of lesbians

A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.

Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.

by hubbles lake March 20, 2020

Scissor Juice

The secretion produced as the result of lesbian love.

I don't want scissor juice on my new bed.

by The brawler May 21, 2020

scissoring

when you buy 2 pairs of scissors instead of 1

guy 2 at the cash register: are you really scissoring in my store
guy 1 buying the scissors: yeah i'm scissoring

by 0PL March 17, 2021

Scissors

A tool used to cut bushes or food packaging/string or hair

She uses scissors to cut the meat's packaging off
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food

by JoJo2014a May 9, 2021

scissorstopped

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women

I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.

by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

Scissor Dick

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

by Techno God December 18, 2021