Satan Claws

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.

Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.

by Rev. Jim Joggers December 30, 2006

Satan

What your mom looks like.

person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut

by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012

Safwan

Well.. its me

Hey look.. thats Safwan over there

by Safwan June 13, 2004

satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.

After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.

by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

saltwater loogie

a males seman when spit out of the human mouth

when giving a male oral sex and he ejaculates in the human mouth, the seman feels like snot and taste like saltwater. when you spit it out it is called a saltwater loogie

by birdjamer May 19, 2010

Satan wood

A type of morning wood that happens only on Sunday morning thus making you late to church.

I would have made it to church on time, but I woke up with a Satan wood. So I had to beat it into submission.

by bmochillin September 16, 2012