ryan swenson

young spiritual man full of bountiful knowledge, tends to like to make girls upset by saying things like "never-mind" in the middle of the conversation. for the most part though ryan in a good kid, he goes to church does his homework, takes girls to freee movies and still pulls off all A's and B's. He prides himself on the fact that he has never drank in his life.

That young man is such a ryan swenson!
He gets grades like a ryan swenson.

by lizzzzuuummmssss January 4, 2010

private ryan

This is when a male fucks a female so hard that her guts cum out like in the movie, "Saving Private Ryan"

Chris said, "I want to private ryan Olivia so bad." OR "I privite ryaned that hoe!"

by gabe-cheeks August 18, 2008

ryan howard

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

ryan seacrest

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

Paul Ryan

Slut for the top 1% wealthy elite. Veep candidate for the Rich Flip Flopper Mormon. Thinks tax cut giveaways to the wealthy help to cut the deficit, just as George Dubya Bush thought. Supported the T.A.R.P. bailout when Bush's economic policies all came crashing down in 2008. Now he wants to repeat the same Bush failed policies.

Mitt Romney can't seem to close the deal with the rabid far right wing of his party so he's going with Paul Ryan as his running mate. Like John McCain's Sarah Palin pick however, it won't work.

by 4798 August 11, 2012

Ryan

somebody who could be a really huge douche bag sometimes but is always there for you when you need a hand to hold and a shoulder to cry on. He thinks very poorly of himself but everybody else sees him as a beautiful human being. even though he could be a prick, he puts his friends before him and will never let anybody down.

Ryan is such a douche bag but I love him

by _rawr.ryan_ July 20, 2016

Ryan

He is notjust another guy. Ryan is so hot he will make your heart stop beating and it will fall to your feet. He is insanely funny, and whenever he laughs, you want to laugh too. He is fiercly protective of anything he loves, whether it be a person or an object. He will stand up for people, and never backs down from something. His eyes are so amazing, you will never forget them. Once you glance into his gaze, you will see evrything he's been thorugh and how much he cares. Ryan is sensetive, athletic, and competitive. Although he has girls from everywhere waiting for him to just look at them, he does not take advantage of them. He says what he feels, and can be deeply hurt easily. You will fall under his spell in one day, if not, less. Ryan is a great guy, and he will be remembered and loved forever.

GIRL ONE: omg did you see that gorgeous guy! I need to get his number!!
GIRL TWO: You just met Ryan didn't you? Sadly, there is a waiting list for his number. I'm on it and I'm getting pretty close to the front- number 176. But he is such an amazing guy!!

by 01001010010000001001100010011 February 25, 2013