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THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010
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rectal ranger

(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.

This term may have come about after the likes of 2005's Brokeback Mountain--a film that depicts gay sex as a more pastoral undertaking.

"Rectal Ranger" can first be sited in 2005's Pretty Persuasion soon after Brokeback Mountains debut:

"These teachers, you know, hear it--these fucking dykes, lesbians, these feminists in the school system with their rectal-ranger buddies, you know; 'oh, it's the parents' fault, it's the upbringing.' Right. As if, what, kids couldn't inherently be fucking complete assholes on their own?"
Susie: "I bet you and your rectal ranger buddies always know how to pass the time when you're hunting for deer."

Bob: "...shut up...we don't have sex."
by scootie November 20, 2006
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Ranger D

Funny, Sarcastic, jerk and very giving. He will provide everything and still be mean about it. Sexual and never gives out names. Will always leave you wanting more.
Laura: "Can I have a corn dog?"
Ranger D: "Yeah, in my room."
Alexis: "NOOOOOOO!!!! He's gonna Ranger D you and forget about it!!!"
by Laaldi January 26, 2011
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rangle jangle

to give some one a phone call, or a text message to find out information. Also can mean to share an intimate moment with another man in the shower.
Hey did you give Bobby a rangle jangle to get that meeting set up?

Bobby: "Hey Yerry, just wondering if you could give me a rangle gangle after your run, don't worry key is under the mat. Ill be in the shower ;) ."
by DancingBojangles October 5, 2011
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Pussy-rangling

The act of going out with your bros looking for pussy, but usually failing and ending up just being out with your friends having a good time.
Jon: what did you guys do last night?
Kurt: Oh, we just went pussy-rangling, we ended up with no girls, but had a great time!
by J-Dawg31 August 23, 2011
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Throwing Back Mid-Range

When an obvious exchange of flirtatious glances between two humans occures - the (positive/affirming) expression directed to the initiant in return is "throwing back mid-range."
I scanned the room, noticed an attractive woman, caught her attention and smiled; she was definitely throwing back mid-range.
by ...And Lunch June 19, 2016
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Park Ranger

A gay male who only has sexual interactions with other gay male who are husky, large with a lot of body hair (otherwise known as "Bears")
Hank only talks to Bears on Grindr, he's a is a park ranger!
by ebacanni February 23, 2015
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