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Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough
Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker
by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023
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Russell Thomas

"Bro that man is such a Russell Thomas, BEAST!"
by busgypsy181 February 8, 2021
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James Russell

Huge. Massive. Biggest cock in the friend group. Slays all the bitches. 6’ 4” and ready to tear shit up.
Bro 1: “Dude, he’s literally James Russell
Bro 2: “I know, his cock is so big”
by DangleDick7 June 16, 2023
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Lucas Russell

An uncontrollable force of utter chaos and destruction. He is an 8-foot-tall 30-year-old bodybuilder compressed into a short person. Run, he is now locked on to you.
Person 1: Lucas Russell is on his way
Person 2: Brother, pray to whatever god you may have that you are fast enough
by HUYNHHUYNHHUYNH July 24, 2022
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Isabel Russell

Obsessed with boys she doesn’t have a chance with. Spends €500 on plt a week and messages them asking them to be sponsored. Drinks so much coffee her organs scream at her. Smells like poo.
Omg you’re such an Isabel Russell!
Omg I’m so offended!
You should be
by Lily o Sullivan April 15, 2019
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Papa Russell

Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!

Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?

Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
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damian russell

A name given to and Australian born legend who not only has a dare devil attitude , but has the photos to prove his claims to extreme fames.

Also a indigeious name for a Baker/chef
My childs friend filmed him stack his bike, cleaver little Damian Russell.

Lets go see Damian Russell for a meat pie.
by ricebubbles123 April 20, 2016
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