ruffied

A time when one of your electronic devices has been stolen and the thief spams friends and family preposterous messages..

"Dude, I'm sooo sorry Marge ruffied my phone and thats why she sent you that text."

by swixman January 2, 2012

ruffles

When something (e.g. a song) is both wavy and crispy, used as the ultimate compliment as these are contradicting ideas

Yo, the music video for Broccoli is so ruffles.

by matthewre July 24, 2016

ruffles

The word ruffles is an expression of amazement, wonderment, disgust, all of the above. It comes from the online ROFL, but with an added S to make it roll of the tongue in sticky situations. The alternative, RUFFLE, is also widely accepted.

Dude, look at that bum, RUFFLES!

Damn dude, ruffles.

Alternatively: Did you see how <insert name> got his ass suckerpunched? RUFFLE.

by CheezCake September 1, 2004

Ruffino

A chat-roulette predator, known to target male teenagers while "ruffly" playing with himself. You've probably ran into him at some point. He has been know to alternate between use of dimly lit rooms, his living room sofa, and his computer chair.

Dude, that guy was a huge Ruffino, he just laughed at me while playing with himself.

by Washdubs March 17, 2010

Orange Ruffy

When a girl comes up behind another girl and gropes her breasts.

Or a possible name for a porn site, should one be so bold.

Orange Ruffy? That sounds like a porn site...

by Ohayo April 25, 2011

[Ruffneck]

A bad Dude, usually a gangstas boyfriend, hes gang related, has attitude acts tuff, sorta like a gangsta

"I need a Ruffneck
I need a dude with attitude
Who only needs his fingers with his food
Karl Kani saggin' timbos draggin'..."

MC LYTE - Ruff Neck

by LodiDodi March 1, 2009

Red Ruffed Lemur

The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!

OMG i hate that gay Red Ruffed Lemur that animal is so un-beastly.

by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008