Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.

Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.

by asid72 January 9, 2012

Robert Ortiz

Sex on legs.
Also known as the amazing drummer of Escape the Fate, which is quite a wonderful band.

Holy shit, that's Robert Ortiz! Let's go get his autograph because he's awesome.

by it's chris crocker. March 19, 2009

Robert Bork

n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.

"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"

by parisofpriam February 26, 2006

Robert Paulsons

Male mammary glands which are so large, they resemble those of a woman.

That guy has the biggest pair of Robert Paulsons I've ever seen; I'd sure fucking love to motorboat those bitches.

by atomysk March 12, 2008

Robert E Lee

One of the greatest general's in all of history. Known for his honorable character, devotion to duty, not to mention his brilliant tactical successes in battle after battle against a stronger foe. He repeatedly won distinction for conduct and bravery during the Mexican-American War.

At the begining of the War Between the States, he was offered commands in both the Union and Confederacy, but choose to be loyal to the South as he was born in Virginia.

"They do not know what they say. If it came to a conflict of arms, the war will last at least four years. Northern politicians will not appreciate the determination and pluck of the South, and Southern politicians do not appreciate the numbers, resources, and patient perseverance of the North. Both sides forget that we are all Americans. I foresee that our country will pass through a terrible ordeal, a necessary expiation, perhaps, for our national sins"- Robert E Lee

*I believe the other poster must be thinking of General Grant who was well known for his drinking.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

Robert Downey Jr

Cutest man to ever kiss Val Kilmer.

Gay Perry(Val Kilmer):"I'm kneep-deep in pussy."
Harry(Robert Downey Jr):"I need atleast two more Demerol."

by kangaroo-larry June 25, 2009

Robert

Robert is a great,loving guy that will do his best to be by your side 24/7. No matter what he will do his best to make you happy. He thinks he is not attractive but in reality he is very handsome and caring and the best guy you’ll ever met, he will make you smile everyday and he will do his very best to make you laugh. He is the most loving guy that you will ever met in your lifetime.

He is just the best guy ever.

Oh you mean Robert yes he is.

by Xxlove_zozoxX January 15, 2019