rotflshipm

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Pissed Myself

mike:" omfg! I'm in a meeting with the higher ups and I sharted! Dud I'm afraid to stand because I know my ass is wet!"
dave:"rotflshipm"

by zarg , @zargles, GT Zarg666 January 13, 2010

ROTFFLMBMFAO

rolling on the fucking floor laughing my big mother fucking ass off. IF something was that rediculously funny, you MIGHT use this.

--Hey dude.
--wut?
--I gotta joke fer ya.
--shweet, wut it be?
--knock, knock.
--holy shit man! who could it be???
--cash yo!
--cash who???
--HA! i knew u were a nut!
--ROTFFLMBMFAO!!! XD XD
--eerm... ok?

by raven_riot October 23, 2009

rotfflmfaoshic

when something is extremly funny; rolling on the f**king floor laughing my f**king ass off so hard im crying

haha, thats so funny! rotfflmfaoshic

by E>Rawr!<3 November 15, 2009

ROTFLMAAOOL

For the texters and IMers who do not like swearing:

Rolling on the floor laughing my Adam's Apple off out loud

LOLlover72: Y did the chicken cross the road?
goodygoody35: Y??
LOLlover72: 2 get to the other side!!!
goodygoody35: ROTFLMAAOOL
LOLlover72: Wat?? :/

by Little Miss Goody Two-Shoes November 16, 2009

rotflnui

A very very big laugh.

combination of ROFTL (Roll on the floor laughing) and nui, meaning big in maori. Used mostly by New Zealanders.

You did what? rotflnui!

by br3nda May 31, 2010

rotflmaobsst

adding bsst to the end of a common rotflmao statement
meaning "but somehow still typing"
as everyone know you cant roll on the floor and laugh while typing.
this fixes the problem

person 1 "omg i am rotflmao"

person 2 "how can you rotflmao, you are typing"

person 1 "oh sorry i mean rotflmaobsst"

person 2 "that's better"

by smashy7377 June 10, 2010

Rotfdoaaabialsm

"Rolling On The Floor, Dick Out, And An Aardvark Barking In A Laughing Sex Machine

Jane: *tells joke*

Jimmeh: OMG! Rotfdoaaabialsm

by Pachein June 24, 2010