Curse of the A-Rod

The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.
"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."
by Joe Shizzle January 23, 2005
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Massive Rod

A derogatory term for somebody who has acted like an idiot. A more 'work friendly' alternative to 'dickhead' 'cock' or 'cunt'

'Massive', an adjective, meaning 'large', 'huge' or 'big'.
'Rod', a noun, replacement of the word 'cock' or 'dick'

Not to be used with the words 'have'/'has' ie: You have a massive rod.
"What do you mean you've lost the car, you massive rod?!'

"Don't give me any excuses you massive rod, give me some fucking results"

by FakeM October 19, 2007
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rod knockers

N. great big huge fucking titties
Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!
by Hammerhead1903 May 30, 2008
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rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.
1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 05, 2009
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thunder rodding

When you wrap wire around your throbbing member and during intercouse you electrocute it. The amount of voltage varies from user to user (personal preference).

Warning: "Thunder Rodding" may cause severe burns and possibly the amputation of your meat knob.
Rodion: "Thunder rodding can be fun."
Steven: "Really? I hear it can burn your cock."
Rodion: "I know...thats why its fun."
Steven: "Oh..."
by Argonak April 19, 2008
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Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.
Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018
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rim rod

When a man sits on the toilet, and his rod is so short that it does not touch the rim.
Kenny was on the john after downing a beer whip and putting on his bungson burner show when his wife walked in to see if he was ok. It was then that she realized she was married to a rim rod.
by turbo up December 08, 2009
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