release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Release the piece

To expose ones penis.

"Girl you so fine im going to release the piece all over your face"

by Paulzovich April 15, 2015

research

To enter search phrases into google until you find information that reinforces your preconcieved prejudice.

Do your research, and you might wake up to the fact that reptilian humanoids are manufacturing genetically modified vaccines in their FEMA death camps and injecting aborted human fetus tissue in Pumpkin Spice lattes so the toxins make your brains mushier and easy to slurp through a straw.

by Mizta Mizta April 17, 2015

Resealable wristy

A handjob given in a reasealable/ziplock bag with the intention of reducing the amount of mess made in the given environment. When finished the bag is then sealed and disposed of.

I gave him a Resealable wristy last night in the tent because I didn’t want to get the blankets dirty.

by Smeg lord69 September 19, 2018

super releasio 64

Super releasio 64 is an super Mario 64 rom hack that replaces every texture in the game with that of toad's face, and also makes jumping send you flying.

Guy 2:"Have you played super releasio 64 yet, I hear it's broken as heck with the jumping, but is a real laugh to play with others."
Guy 1:"No, but I'm planning to download the ROM tomorrow."

by The trend follower November 25, 2017

doing research

A graduate student dedicating his life to study a subject he is very passionate about until he starts hating his life, himself, everyone, everything, and the subject itself.

A: What do you do for a living?
B: I'm a graduate student doing research on the chemical composition of the early-type galaxy.
A: Cool! You must have no life!
B: Exactly!

by Miladiouss October 18, 2018

Catch and Release

When you have been tied down to a girl so long that you need to play the field and sniff the fresh muff. However, you merely escalate it to the point of hooking up and then release her before anything physical occurs. Hence, Catch and Release.

Go out with your boys. Sniff around, maybe even get a booty dance. Get her number, delete it, and then go back home to your girl. Catch and Release.

by DawgFace12 March 21, 2016