retard 

someone who is a total stupid train wreck and eats tide pods at Papa Murphy's.

There was a retard who crashed into a papa murphy's screaming "I NEED TIDE PODS"

retard by fatguyeatspizza234 October 10, 2018

Retard 

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

Retard by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018

Retard 

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

Retard by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

Retard 

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

Retard by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019

Retard 

Anyone with the name of Rayce, Cody, Dominic, or Cameron

I’m a retard

Retard by Hdjdgdhhdhd October 19, 2019

Retard 

A stupid person that really annoys you a lot

Crainer is a RETARD

Retard by zxw25(deku) October 24, 2019

Retard 

You

You are a retard

Retard by Oneofthemannyredditusers November 20, 2019