netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018

Religious reefer

When you smoke weed in a church or on a graveyard.

It is also known as Holy Smokes

I was so high yesterday, when we smokede that religious reefer.

by Søren smokeZZZ November 14, 2018

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.

I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!

by TV's Katie January 22, 2021

Gibble Render

A language that anyone can speak. It is spoken by making strange noises, such as croaks, yelps, pterodactyl noises (which it is mostly made of), and many other related noises like weird laughs. You can’t really define or understand this language, it is just a random way of speaking. Kind of like gibberish but with noises instead of mixed up phrases, letters, and words.

Did you hear? The girl over there was speaking Gibble Render to her sister across the room!

by LouDoesn’tLikeBeans March 15, 2021

Pussy Reader

Nasty nigga that reads multiple pussies to get by

Wow Jm your really a ousts reader ???
Yes kind sir I am in fact a Pusey reader !

Yo nigga

Yes?
Guess what ?
I’m a Pussy reader that’s what !

by maniscus August 6, 2022

book-reader

A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.

It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.

Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.

‘Book-reader’: “ugh, your so annoying, maybe read a book. Books are interesting.”

Reader: “cringe”

by Couch_King October 2, 2022