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Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'
Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.
by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020
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Reed Elliott Lewis

short black kid (Supposedly) he would some call him a B-O-A-T-E-R. I found out he hangs out with freshmen but has a posse that follows him around maybe reed is more dangerous then ryans mom after all.

(ryans mom out benched him in the weight room)
by FAT TOM September 4, 2003
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Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.
"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
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Austin reed ward

Austin reed ward is such a men
by rye-rye :) January 1, 2024
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Reed

A name that defines the hottest, sexiest man youll ever meet.
Ugly mf: i wish i was a reed
reed: well too bad ur ugly asf
by GIANTBLACK COCK MAN April 5, 2023
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Zamari Reed

Zamari is usually a great boy who loves baseball and watches anime, he also has amazing friends that care for him especially a Deshawn or Aidden sometimes some zamaris can have both, He is also very handsome and sometimes shy around girls, sometimes they can like him but he is too afraid to speak to them, and Zamari can be extremely good at video games.
Zamari Reed is just a nice handsome boy
by user_1333999 April 11, 2023
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