Deshvar read

The art of one reading a text without remember or understand what has just been read.

Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.

Deshvar read by Nope... April 23, 2017

maria read 

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch

Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend

maria read by Unknown friend March 4, 2019

aaron read 

Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King

Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read

aaron read by VeryLargeMan December 8, 2019

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

john read by smithy smith May 26, 2020

rainbow read me

To speak to some one as if they where a child or stupid

Welcome to Verizon! Would you like to upgrade your iPhone today? "DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA!"

rainbow read me by Da- April 6, 2023

the game disk could not be read 

when your 6 and you have a Wii game, but when you pop it in, the text "the game disk could not be read" shows up, it means you should be pissed because the disk has a scratch in it and might never work again. There is a chance that if you take the disk out then put it back in, it will be fine.

oh fucking shit, it said the game disk could not be read, i'm so fucked

the game disk could not be read by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this 

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this by Godzillawhomhadastroke April 9, 2022