reafy

Totally Stupid....
Not Smart
Very Screwed Up!

Your So "Reafy" It's Ridiculus!

by K & M July 1, 2006

Rear

Originally, to bring up or raise a child (Stewart was reared by his grandmother). Now: to be taught a lesson in an unforgiving manner in any activity, usually a sport or a video game. Essentially a synonym for "schooled", rear also acts as a double entendre, hinting that the schoolee was done in the butt by the schooler-- thus, the lesson was a costly and painful one.

Shit, man! We reared those 14-year-olds in ball today! I can see why they didn't make the JV squad!

by Redacted & Revised December 9, 2008

Rear Admiral

A Rear Admiral is slang for a proctologist.

"I know I'm a proctologist; and I find it disrespectful to be referred to as a bum doctor or as a Rear Admiral, unless you give me a snappy uniform."

by Duckbutt May 28, 2006

rear it up

for one to get ready to receive anal sex from a partner of the same or different sex or species.

get ready to rear it up to that dog hoe

by Thaddeus buttshaft July 8, 2011

Retarf

Joe S from weis. A high level of imagainations and kinkyness.

He such a retarf.

by Bruh6969695o595 October 2, 2016

rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.

Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!

by IkeaBro85 January 4, 2014

Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003