Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!
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Forward 1: “That other teams’ D men are Pilons, it’s too easy”
Forward 2: “Yeah, we skate through them so easy it feels like we’re playing mites.”
Forward 2: “Yeah, we skate through them so easy it feels like we’re playing mites.”
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A fabulous meme band created by sr pelo. the band sings with sounds ( or words) such as doot, aughhh, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii etc...
Many other youtubers made they re own version of the pelones singing songs.
Many other youtubers made they re own version of the pelones singing songs.
by outcast wus here August 20, 2019
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Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."
"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
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