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Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.
Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!
by gerbear85 May 28, 2008
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Pilon

What you call a hockey player who is a very bad defensive liability, and just overall CANT PLAY FUCKING DEFENSE.
Forward 1: “That other teams’ D men are Pilons, it’s too easy”
Forward 2: “Yeah, we skate through them so easy it feels like we’re playing mites.”
by That_One_Narnian_Boi September 30, 2020
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the pelones

A fabulous meme band created by sr pelo. the band sings with sounds ( or words) such as doot, aughhh, iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii etc...

Many other youtubers made they re own version of the pelones singing songs.
omg! the pelones are sooooo stupid.
by outcast wus here August 20, 2019
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Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana

If you know this. Person then you already know that Pelon is a great father, a supporting friend, kind uncle, a loving Godfather, an amazing son, a fun cousin, and most loyal and loved brother. To know this person is to love this person. He is funny and smart. He loves his family and friends. Gilbert P Saldana will leave an empty place in your life that will never be filled, once he is gone.
I lost the most amazing person in my life, and his name was Gilbert"Pelon"Saldana.
by Louden clear June 28, 2020
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plonk

A bad photo with no redeeming features.

Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."

"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
by skilletzzz November 19, 2018
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Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded
Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER
by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009
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plonder

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.
Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?
by JasperBucket October 10, 2017
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