pottergeek

Somebody obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Is sometimes used by non-Potter fans as an insult. More often used by the Pottergeeks themselves, and used with pride. A true Pottergeek can quote tons of scenes from the books and/or movies from memory, and notices right away if some random detail is off.

Pottergeek 1: WTF! They said Ginny's full name was Virginia!!!
PG 2: WHAT???? Everyone knows it's Ginevra!
PG 1: Haha, "Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely. But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low cut!"
PG 2: Seventh book, spoken by Auntie Muriel at Bill and Fleur's wedding scene!
PG 1: We are such Pottergeeks.
PG 2: Luv us!<3

by PotterGeek19 December 3, 2010

Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010

demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow May 6, 2018

Harry Potter Fandom

A group of people of all ages, from every walk of life, ten-year-olds to thirty-somethings, who love the Harry Potter books and participate in the online community, and meet-ups, devoted to those books.

The Harry Potter Fandom is extremely diverse, very close-knit, and incredibly crazy, with people genuinely shipping everything from Ron/Hermione to Hogwarts/Giant Squid, but (usually) all loving each other anyway. And even when they don't, they will all band together, no matter who hates who for what reason, if it means defending something that is important to them, usually Harry Potter related.

"We need Harry Potter,
Like a grindylow needs water."

Person 1: I finally looked into that Harry Potter Fandom stuff you're always talking about.

Person 2: What did you think?

Person 1: Those kids are fucking nuts.

Person 2: They are. But they're also amazing.

by Whitneaaaaa October 10, 2008

honey potter

A girl who bring guys in makes them really happy maybe even makes them fall for her and then out of the blue dumps the fuck out of them leaving them heart broken and to lie to their friends making it seem like they're okay

you're a honey potter.

by fuckingfaggot123 March 13, 2015

a very potter musical

The best musical/play ever written. based on the harry potter books and movies, but with the actual story revealed. Draco Malfoy finally admits his love for Pigfarts, Redvines are worshipped, and Snape advertises "Cookie Crisp". watch it. now.

Draco : dumbledore?? what an old COOP! i'm transferring to Pigfarts, their headmaster is RUMBLEROAR. he's a lion ; who can TALK .
^^quote from a very potter musical

by supermegafoxyawesomehot25 July 31, 2011

cunt punter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When one girl brings up something vile about another girl in front of a guy that immediately turns the guy off to the girl (done either intentionally or accidentally). It usually involves bringing to light the girl's poor hygiene choices or medical record, thereby punting her cunt out of play.

Jen: Hey Brad, I really like you - let's go to your room.
Brad: Totally.
Angie: Hope that Valtrex got rid of your herpes, Jen!
Brad: Uh I'm going to pass on this skank.
Jen: Way to be a cunt punter, Angie. I hate you.

by ARuss703 October 24, 2009