Puerto Rican Muscle

Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.

Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."

by barfstormman December 23, 2010

Puerto Rican Chili Dog

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010

puerto rican shower

the act of applying cologne and deodorant in the place of cleansing oneself by showering

sean woke up late for class so he took a puerto rican shower

by that damn good November 13, 2003

Puerto Rican Double

When a batter hits a single and then steals second base.

Hernandez completes the Puerto Rican Double with that theft of second.

by Jim & Todd September 6, 2007

purnt

Southern, ghetto mis-pronounced word for "point"

Laquita was just trying to prove a purnt.

by chrizzlicious March 2, 2010

Puritan

Usually Western, less often Europian activist, who tries to westernise Asian art on Twitter and other platforms, to be acceptable.

Man, I've drown a picture of anime girl with big chest, and some puritan changed her breast size

by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021

puerto rican suitcase

large oversize plastic bags from stores or garbage bags used in place or as an alternative to using/buying luggage when travelling.

Joe didn't have the money to buy a suitcase when he went on Greyhound so he used a puerto rican suitcase to bring his stuff.

by The Amazing Mr. Jeff February 15, 2006